“I hate to have to tell
you this”, said the Doctor in a sad compassionate voice, “but you have
been unfortunately been diagnosed with a highly contagious disease, we
will have to quarantine you and you’ll only be fed cheese and bologna.”
“That’s terrible!” Said the distraught young man, quickly sitting down
before he could faint. “I don’t know if I could handle being in
quarantine…and the cheese and bologna diet…
What’s with the cheese and bologna diet anyway? I’ve never of such a
diet before?!”
“It’s not exactly a diet”, responded the Doctor matter of factly, “it’s
just the only food that will fit under the door!”
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