Most embarrassing situation you've been in?

A few weeks ago I was horny and for god knows what reason, decided to try use my cellphone as a vibrator.
Anyway... it got stuck up there and the only person who could get me to hospital was my friend (Who thought it was hilarious).
On the way there he posted on Facebook informing the world of my situation, along with my cellphone number.


For the next hour, I sat in the emergency room waiting area receiving uncomfortable stares as the phone in my ass rung and vibrated, All the while my flatmate laughing hysterically and telling me I'd better answer it as it could be important.
If anyone can top this you have my upvote.
EDIT: I am male :(
EDIT2: This story is fake, and It's hilarious you all believe it when I didn't provide a shred of evidence.